Shrunken Soldier

What is Shrunken Soldier?

When the male penis becomes shriveled and shrinks, considerably reducing its size to that of a five year old child.

I cant get out of the pool right now, i have a bad case of shrunken soldier.

Just thinking about fucking that girl gives me shrunken soldier.

See shrinkage, coldcock, babydick

Red Tip

1. a bleeding bellend after having anal or a red ball point pen "some like it fast, some like it hard, others like it red tip"..

Mireles

1. A strong willed person who likes to argue and likes to control others. Often have their own agendas which include money and power. Crys..

Jumping On The Grenade

1. When a group of guys go to mack on a group of girls, the guy who jumps on the grenade is the guy who goes after the fat chick in the gro..

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