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Having no way of connecting or accessing the internet, so being left 'internetless'.
I was on the train to Coventry yesterday..
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A playful name for a lady's breasts.
Man: I'm bored.
Lady: Do you wanna get naked and play with my monkey bumps?
Man: <g..
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When a girl wears a skirt and chooses not to wear any underwear with it, it then becomes a cooter skirt due to the likely sighting of a ..