What is Shuke?
1.
to be utterly confused.
Oh my, Jason was so completely shuked by that question.
2.
State of confusion. Unaware of surrounding situational influences. Being out of touch in conversation or written word.
Can you please explain that to me, Im totally shuked.
I need to reread that paragraph, Im still shuked.
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3.
A toolish message board character who's known for one liners, or "shukisms". Particuarly common on Football-related message boards, but can also be found on Atkins diet and Disney Value-hunting boards as well.
"That guy is a total Shuke"
"Watch out, you don't wan't to offend the Shukies"
4.
A dilemma arising when one must both shit and puke simultaneously.
If this has happened to you then you have realized with certainty that God has stationed you here on earth as a practical joke.
I shuked last night. I woke up and I had puke on my balls, and there was shit on the walls. It was an experience that put the fear of death in me.
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5.
To puke while taking a shit.
After a hard night of drinking and eating raw clams, he woke up in the morning; ran to the bathroom and shuked.
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6.
when you shit and puke at the same time
example 1:
connor-"I really destroyed that bathroom"
kevin-"why what did you do?"
connor-"I shuked all over the place"
kevin-"holy shit that bathroom must be fucked up!"
connor-"yeah its destroyed."
example 2:
kevin-"I have to shuke man"
connor-"go sit in the bathtub"
kevin-"ok, thanks man"
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7.
When you're drunk and you puke and shit at the same time.
I was so wasted last night I shuked.
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