Shumguard

What is Shumguard?

to get PROPER DRUNK. as in completely wasted, written off and so forth

So we decided to ditch the show and get completely shumguard.

He reckons he got completely shumguard and cant remember a thing.

See drunk, pissed, wasted, smashed, destroyed

Dookie Poops

1. dank ass chiken wangs from famous georges in King of Prussia PA person1 "yo lets got to hooters n get some wangs" person2 &q..

Heath Brown

1. A fat sack of shit that is fake a silicone titties. a backstabber who has a small dick so that he feels the need to beliddle others. one..

Status Bombing

1. The act of hijacking someone's Facebook status through posting a massive amount of random comments in a conversational format. Thi..

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