Shumguard

What is Shumguard?

to get PROPER DRUNK. as in completely wasted, written off and so forth

So we decided to ditch the show and get completely shumguard.

He reckons he got completely shumguard and cant remember a thing.

See drunk, pissed, wasted, smashed, destroyed

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