Shumguard

What is Shumguard?

to get PROPER DRUNK. as in completely wasted, written off and so forth

So we decided to ditch the show and get completely shumguard.

He reckons he got completely shumguard and cant remember a thing.

See drunk, pissed, wasted, smashed, destroyed

Shmooble

1. To pull a sad face for no apparent reason, complete with sad puppy-dog eyes, quivering lower lip, etc. An excellent distraction from bo..

Facepainting

1. the sexual act of pulling a girl's tampon out, using only the mouth. the mess that results is the reason for the namesake. you ca..

Dumbag

1. a combination of a dummy and a douche bag you dont even know what the fuck your talking about, your a fucking dumbag! See douchebag, d..

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