Shumguard

What is Shumguard?

to get PROPER DRUNK. as in completely wasted, written off and so forth

So we decided to ditch the show and get completely shumguard.

He reckons he got completely shumguard and cant remember a thing.

See drunk, pissed, wasted, smashed, destroyed

Laouw

1. anything you want it to be, usually used as a greeting or a general expression. other forms are laouwies, laouws, laouwmaster, laouwster..

Underballs

1. The area between the base of the scrotum and the anus. (informal) taint. Coined as a play on the compound word underarm. That girl ha..

Neeem

1. a word for everything like shibby, dude its neem time, lets neem, bye bye or neem. other ways spelt neeem or //333//..

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