Shumguard

What is Shumguard?

to get PROPER DRUNK. as in completely wasted, written off and so forth

So we decided to ditch the show and get completely shumguard.

He reckons he got completely shumguard and cant remember a thing.

See drunk, pissed, wasted, smashed, destroyed

Vanilla-faced

1. When you ejaculate, you rub it on the back of your hand. You then slap someone with the palm of your hand and afterwards you backhand th..

Yousaf

1. A very eggy fart (Basically the worst fart you will of ever smelt) Danielle: "Omg don't tell anyone but i just pooped, sorry..

Dude Faced

1. 1. dave 2. getting toe up from the flo up. 3. getting so drunk that your face looks droopy, you also look through people when you talk..

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