Shumguard

What is Shumguard?

to get PROPER DRUNK. as in completely wasted, written off and so forth

So we decided to ditch the show and get completely shumguard.

He reckons he got completely shumguard and cant remember a thing.

See drunk, pissed, wasted, smashed, destroyed

Ziby

1. Name of penguin , in the South african slang. Ziby likes the fish. See penguin, tux, linux, gentoo 2. "My Penis" in arabic..

Swamp Face

1. Generally used to discribe a female. A swamp face is someone that has a face not even a mother could love. this cannot describe someone ..

Neopolitan Pony Ride

1. When a women hate fucks a post mortem riga erection with poo, spoo and pee everywhere. After her husband died, Diane went for a neopoli..

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