Shumguard

What is Shumguard?

to get PROPER DRUNK. as in completely wasted, written off and so forth

So we decided to ditch the show and get completely shumguard.

He reckons he got completely shumguard and cant remember a thing.

See drunk, pissed, wasted, smashed, destroyed

Nesw

1. Never encourage sexy women i NESW See Gary 2. Never Ever Smoke Weed. An easy way to remember a compass. North, East, South, West. N..

Quarter Pounce

1. While on the bus, you spot a quarter and mention it to the drunk old man besides you. He eyes it for a long while. When you leave, he fi..

Halves

1. To split the cost of something. "Wanna go halves on a dubsack?" "Wanna go halves on a pie?(pizza)" "Wanna g..

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