Shumguard

What is Shumguard?

to get PROPER DRUNK. as in completely wasted, written off and so forth

So we decided to ditch the show and get completely shumguard.

He reckons he got completely shumguard and cant remember a thing.

See drunk, pissed, wasted, smashed, destroyed

Yras

1. a discreet way of mentioning someone's "donkey" body part. get off yras and do somethin, ya bizzitch!..

Lushis Malfoy

1. otherwise known as hair conditioner. The name was a term invented as a mickey-take name from the character Lucius Malfoy from Harry Pott..

Pratting

1. the act of sexual intercourse teds gonna be pratting harriet tonight what she needs is a good pratting See matt..

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