Shumguard

What is Shumguard?

to get PROPER DRUNK. as in completely wasted, written off and so forth

So we decided to ditch the show and get completely shumguard.

He reckons he got completely shumguard and cant remember a thing.

See drunk, pissed, wasted, smashed, destroyed

Dffface

1. Doesn't fit face. When someone cant fit a penis in their mouth while giving head. Once I got braces I became a DFFface See blow ..

Reverse-slumming

1. Hanging out in an enclave of the rich when you yourself live in or are staying in a distinctly more modest neighborhood. While visiting..

Vowel Pouch

1. A woman's throat, particularly related to the act of oral sex James pitched his pale pearls in her vowel pouch See throat, oral s..

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