Shumguard

What is Shumguard?

to get PROPER DRUNK. as in completely wasted, written off and so forth

So we decided to ditch the show and get completely shumguard.

He reckons he got completely shumguard and cant remember a thing.

See drunk, pissed, wasted, smashed, destroyed

Zomgz

1. zo my godz Said by crazy hobo beating people. Person 1: ZOMGZ you iz beatin a hobo! Person 2: ZOMGZ you iz too!!!!11!!!?!!1eleven!!..

Beldelafonte

1. The person being called this is basically being called a nob or a penis, basically a cooler word for dickhead/nobhead. The word originat..

Zeesh

1. A very respectfull person, often very helpfull in fights, also has exceptionally large penis Call ZEESH Shit u gotta huuge Zeesh See..

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