Shwaldo

What is Shwaldo?

1) a person who is not very shwah at at all; the opposite of shwah

2) a person who sit's on their fat ass all day, drinks way too much, and gets pleasure from yelling at kids

hey Frank! good job doing nothing at practice today, you shwaldo!

See fool, nimrod, shwa, noob, asshat

Shoot The Slurp

1. A vulgar way of asking for a blow job. Akin to saying:"hey,come suck me off,bro!" or "suck me up,homie." head blow..

Battleship Down

1. the act of going limp in the midst of anal sex and yelling "fire in the hole" as soon as you realize what is happening. immed..

Ignites

1. When a car starts after a long and hard cold-weather crank. Okay Bill, it sure is freezing. Give it a crank. I sure hope this car igni..

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