What is Shwing?
1.
A noise that a man makes when a fine woman walks by, usually meaning a sort of erection. This will sometimes be accompanied by a pelvic thrust.
*three fine women walk by
Shwing, shwing, shwing
2.
An exclamation used to describe sexual arrousal in a male.
"Shwing!"
(see Wayne's World, muthafucka!)
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3.
Instant boner
*Hot chick walks by*
"SHWING!"
4.
An imagined sound effect reffering to the acquiring of an errection at abnormal speeds.
*watches Tatu performance at 2003 MTV movie awards.* Woah... *shwing*
5.
To announce to those surrounding you that you have grown an Instant Boner
Guy: Yo , look at that bitch, what you think?
Me: Lets just say, SHWING!
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6.
1. to have sex
2. to replace the word "cool", or "sweet"
3. can be used in past tense, as shwung
1. "dude i'm shwingin' that hot carley chick tonight!"
2. "i'm soooo drunk! SHWINGGGG!"
2. "get shwung you jerk."
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7.
used by the male sedx when describing in the past tense, a moment of sexual arousal
"When She pushed me real shoftly on the backyard swing i was totally: SHWING!."