Shwumblebum Edit Meaning

1. Fart moisture is the result of water evaporating off a turtle head and condensing in one's undergarments/arse crack/trousers. Oh d..

1. The act of ejaculating into a rag or other receptacle when masturbating so as not to make a mess. Clint needed to jack off again. He w..

1. Greasy, stinking, rubissh strewn, polluted East Anglian 'holiday' resort for obese, tattooed morons, largely populated by surl..