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A device used to measure 1337ness
Sorry, but the j00lameter says you only have 1336 j00s...
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The act of washing your bum by:
Flushing > Waiting for it to fill back up > Then Splashing yourself with the new water.
After th..
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A "sloppy conrad" is when a man ejaculates with such force that his junk goes in many directions. One might achieve a "sl..