Side Scramble

What is Side Scramble?


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Most frequently seen in pornographic films; occurs when a male is having sexual intercourse with another person in any orifice but the mouth, and when realizing he is about to ejaculate, scrambles awkwardly towards the partner's facial region, to ensure that the expending fluids will make contact with the recievers face.

"when the waiter at my local diner offered me a side scramble, i was dissatisfied with the results and left with an empty stomach."

"If I see him again, im going to kick him in the head and give 'em the old side scramble!"

See ejaculation, cum, money shot, porn, breakfast, semen, seamen


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