Silence

What is Silence?


1.

The only true method of determining the level of a relationship. A silence in new relationship, where two people are just getting to know each other, is awkward. The less you know the other person, trust them, love them, the more awkward the silence is. Vice versa, a comfortable silence will only happen once two people know each other, they can just sit quietly without the pressing urge to break it. Then the intimate silence; a silence that seems intentional, timed and rehearsed to a third party but is completely impromptu. This silence only happens when two people can simply loose themselves looking at each other. It can only be properly broken with a kiss or a “I love you.”

Phil: ...

Cass: ...

Phil: ...

Cass: So?

Phil: Yeah...

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Mike: How are things with Mel?

John: Going well, we had a comfortable silence yesterday, always a good sign.

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Elly: That was it?

Luke: Yep, that was it.

Elly: ...

Luke: ...

(30 seconds to 5 minutes later)

Luke: ...

Elly: ...

Luke: I love you.

2.

The sound made by wolves with rabies when they are outside your house waiting to come in and eat you. Also made by mountain lions and even emus.

And then the three little pigs heard the silence and they knew they were doomed.

See coyotes, rabies, silent

3.

A very gullible canadian who falls for everyones tricks.

Quba: Silence, I can't make the match tonight, I have to go to the winter olympics. Silence: Are you serious? Im gonna go reschedule the match.

See Mike

4.

It tells the truth. That's why people hate it so much; because by having no other distraction you have to face the facts. The thoughts you always want to avoid are heard in the silence.

THAT'S why the Silence Treatment works so well.

See silent, silent treatment, truth, hate, distraction, hear, heard, loud

5.

All the words in the world compressed into a small compact ball. If broken, the area will sound like nonsense.

It's to quiet and true in here, someone break the silence

See peter

6.

That moment when you and your friends are too stoned to actually say anything.

Simply, "..."

7.

Stuff that happens after you fart or say something stupid. Usually awkward. Also, Really fun to break.

Look Guys!! A Burrito!!

*awkward silence*

See Tiller


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