Silver Condom

What is Silver Condom?


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An intangible, metaphorical concept of immaculacy. When fucking with the silver condom, it redeems all past transgressions involving hagglefucks.

It can restore any social status lost by having sex with strangers, particularly strangers who are especially unsexy.

After Jimmy became the junkyard warden, he went on a quest for the silver condom in order to restore that which he had lost to the hagglefuckin the alleyway.

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