Utahnize

What is Utahnize?


1.

"To take out (kill) all the fun out of things. Usually performed by mormons, such as 3.2% beer."

"dood want to go make a beer run at the gas station?"

"Nah man, lets go to the liquor store, its not utahnized."

"Whoever serves beer or wine watered down, he himself deserves in them to drown."

-Midieval plea for pure libations

See utah, beer, slc, mormon, kill


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