Simington

What is Simington?

A person who, when trying to figure out a problem, arrives at the conclusion several minutes after every other moron in the room. See also Pyle.

John: I think that guy is retared.

Mark: No he's just a simington.

See village idiot, tool, dumb ass, tool shed, paramedic

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