Simong

What is Simong?

username used by simon glover, the biggest gimp in the world.

Also can be used as a word to say to someone when they have done something wrong...

e.g. Jeff your such a simong

My Favorite Dish

1. the simplist way to cook a dog if it is young and tender is to roast it. skin the pooch, draw it and split it. rub well with salt and fr..

Crack The Melon

1. To spread the buttcheeks of a woman and perform oral on her anus. I will crack the melon in the shower. See melon, oral, buttcheeks, a..

Gullleaaal

1. Sound one makes when yanking on his/her collar at an awkward time. Mikey D. violently yanks on his collar making the noise " Gulll..

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