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1. A beautiful, smart girl that I'm sprung on. Words alone cannot explain how awesome and great she is. ;) I love you Jessinda! See..

1. Abbreviation of Put hand on mouth, used to express the action itself which refelcts shock,humour or the witnessing of an intense event. ..

1. A highly contagious condition that seemingly settles itself upon slack-arse waitress' causing them severe pain when the hoovering i..