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1. A machine that only crushes cars that Yuppies drive. Will not accept cars that are sweet and are driven by Bad-Asses. Invented by Jo..

1. A type of VERY soft porn. E.g. A catalogue lingerie model. "My internet broke so I had to make do with some quornography" Se..

1. painkillers in pill form. when abused correctly, produce a euphoric effect I popped three oxycotins and im feeling pretty good. See em..