What is Singapore?
1.
5 types of climate: hot, very hot, damn its freakin' hot, wow look roast human char siew all over the streets!, otherwise.
4 common interest among all typical Singaporeans: Food, glorious food! Shopping, Welcome to the Great Singapore Sale! Toto/4D, come Saturday Sunday.. will I win? (bai liu li bai hui bu hui kai), Education - "Boy AH! u finish tuition homework liao or not! Later got piano lesson! AIYO! Your spelling learn already anot?!"
3 MRT lines: North South line, East West line, North East line
2 hours(approx): is needed to travel from one end to another end of Singapore.
1 common language: Singlish "See liao lah... What you want?" "SCUSE"
Singapore is rojak.
2.
1) Indonesian President: Little red dot
2) Taiwan Minister: Booger
3) Americans and all other Caucasians: Somewhere In China
4) Malaysians: How do i get my citizenship?
5) me: when you're dead
Mahatir: Whomever wants to defect can try swimming across...
3.
a country where you can get penalised for virtually anything,even chewing gums.But otherwise a great place with lots of delicious foods and shopping places.The living conditions aren't too shabby either,if you can stand hot and humid climate that is.
Singapore is a 'fine' country yes it is!
(fine refering to monetary one)
4.
One of the best cities/countries to visit, if not live, in Asia. It's a shame that not as many people do so compared to others in the continent, namely Hong Kong and Tokyo, and other major cities around the world. Very orderly society, to a fault at times. And EVERYTHING works, particularly the infrastructure.
Singapore is vastly underrated when compared to other major cities in the world.
5.
A country that allows prostitution but doesn't allow oral sex. Now that's fucked up.
"Dude man, this chick will fuck me but she won't blow!"
6.
A very small and somewhat clean country that is very strict.
& I don't like 47%-55% of the songs they play on the radio stations but I'll go with the damn flow.
I live in Singapore...yay.Whatever.
7.
A country that is strict and small, bad weather like hurricane have never happened in singapore before, this is a country that was controlled by the British in the past 50-60 years. 3 races, Chinese, Indian and Malays. A country that banned chewing gums to prevent from littering. Good country to visit to.
I promise to defend this country from terror!
I love singapore!
We are lucky to live in this country.
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