What is Sissyball?
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The way silly Americans call non-american football.
Americans believe football is the sport the cities' clubs play in the States, but that is actually what European wise men call Rugby.
Americans, then, separate American football from European football, by calling the European sport "Sissyball", becouse it's less brutal, but the habitants of the States don't understand that European football, also known as soccer, is about tecnics, speed, strenght, stamina and team work, not about the ability to push others to the ground in a battlefield, like Rugby, invented by Americans that wanted to have war without dieing under the bombs.
Nobody gets hurt in Sissyball!
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