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During foreplay, lay with your legs crisscrossed with your girl's and drop a dump on her cooter. Flip the bitch around and start n..
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a colostomy bag from which shit drains out of a hole in the side and into a bag (your shit chute is also surgically closed)
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The really wide guage beads (each "bead" is about the size of a baseball) that people get on Bourbon Street in New Orleans.
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