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WHEN SLEEPING IN BED WITH YOUR FEMALE PARTNER, YOU PULL HER PANTIES DOWN AND JERK OFF, SPRAYING CUM ALL OVER HER ASS
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Late Cold War-era comedian popular for the "In Soviet Russia" jokes.
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a guy who cums 5 seconds into a blowjob
Kristy: I was blowing Mitch but it turned out he was a 5 second sam.
Freya: How embarrassing
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