Sitter

What is Sitter?


1.

An experienced LSD user who hangs out with you during your first trip to make sure you don't do anything stupid.

first timer: "It's so hot in here! I'm burnin' up!"

sitter: "Just chill, I'll grab some Pepsi's and we'll go to

to the lake."

first timer: "I have to warn my neighbor about the volcano

in my face!"

sitter: "Just chill. I already told him. Let's sit back and

listen to Blind Melon."

first timer: "I can feel the acid but I'm not getting any

visuals."

sitter: I got a couple joints. Let's go down to the

waterfall and puff. That'll help you out."

first timer: "Thanks, man. Thanks for being there for me,

ya know?"

sitter: "It's cool, homey. No biggie."

See sitter

2.

A typically easy catch, especially in sports such as cricket and baseball, usually worthy of ridicule if dropped

I can't believe he dropped that, it was a sitter!

See catch, lollypop, doozy

3.

One who always sits out on everything; not very active in activities or just too lazy to do it.

Harold: come on Mike lets play some basketball!

Mike: nah I don't want to..

Harold: man your such a sitter!

4.

A girl who looks good sitting down but when she stands up it is clear that she has a large bottom or thighs and is therefore much less attractive than anticipated.

A girl or group of girls (sitters) arrive early at a pub or bar and get a good seat. They remain seated all night so that nobody sees their unattractive half. Then, you spent some time chatting her up and when she gets up to go home with you/give you a kiss whatever, you see that she is much less attractive than anticipated. On a night out you need to watch out for sitters- they deliberately try to trick you!!

See sit, sitter, sitting, sitts


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