What is Situation?
1.
used to describe the pubic hair of a woman
She's got a nice situation
2.
Slang for penis, often used in conjunction with
His situation went into high-alert after that girl flashed him.
3.
A description of vast under statement that may be used by law enforcement to describe all hell breaking loose when speaking to non-law enforcement personnel.
The scene: a man is running around with a machete threatening to kill people.
Officer: "We have a situation."
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4.
When someone is acting in an overtly intoxicated or ludicrous manner, they are a situation.
Did you see Vikki at the bar last night? She was a total situation!
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5.
Ned talk for when there is trouble.
"Oh shit man we've got a situation here." When they are about to get a kicking.
