What is Skankapotamusosaurus Wrex?


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The Skankapotamusosaurus Wrex is a very rare creature. There are only two know in the entire world. This creature can be found in it's natural habitat: on a toilet licking cream pies at lightning speeds. It walks in a rather awkward way with it's knees bent and kicks it self in the but while in motion. It can move at speeds of fast. It may even be able to be trained to do tricks if rewarded by tissues. Common tricks include: rolling over, playing dead, and shitting on que.

Person 1: Did you hear that Chuck Norris actually owns a Skankapotamusosaurus Wrex?

Person 2: No, I haven't, that is simply amazing!

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