Skankmatress

What is Skankmatress?

Adj.

Skaen-k-mater-ress.

ie. One who's entire purpose is to be slept on.

The final stage of the 'Weber-Marshall Scale' of loosology.

Once a hussiebucket reaches epic proportions of promiscuity, they will undergo the one final evolution, becoming skankmattress.

Origin: Invented by Manon Weber to describe the seedier side of East Coast pop-culture clique members.

Luke: "Ahahaha what a hussiebucket!"

Manon: "No way! She's a full-on skankmatress!"

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