What is Skier?
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commonly mispelled as skieer, skiir, skiieer, or idiot, a skier is someone who has no fear. A true skier (there are many imposters) can "ride" a whole mountain. THey are able to pull insane tricks, like double-backflip-900-helicopter-indy grab to switch-triple-frontflip-360- nose grab. They can also ski in light snow called "powder" while defying the laws of gravity by not sinking in. A true skier is a great athlete, and can generally do loops around a snowboarder in any part of a mountain.
a. True Skier - Bode Miller, Glen Plake (see Mohawk)
b. Wannabe/Poser/Lame Skier - One who "pizzas" and generally either gets in your way, slows you down, or runs into you.
WARNING - avoid type b at all costs and if possible, run into them
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2.
Noun: (ski-ur)- a man/woman who is way too cool for school...
hi guys... im a skier!
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3.
A sexy ass bitch on Habbo Hotel who is yummy in my tummy and cums all over my face.
will you go out with me ck/skier this is not a mass
hah no
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1. Someone who sniffs cocaine or powder-related narcotic substance.
Dude, I have enough money to buy weed, but I rather go skiing in some snow. Are you a skier?
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Noun: (ski-ur)- when in the bahamas at a bachelor a party, a way to discretely talk about a man/woman who is of african american origins
Related word: Snowboarder - a man/woman who appears to be half black / half white
Hey Bob, did you sleep with that skier last night?
Hey Steve, check out that snowboarder.
Hey Karen, are you a skier?
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people who think that every snowboarder hates them and therefore hate snowboarders. also people who suck at life.
dicks with sticks=skiers
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