Slamhammered

What is Slamhammered?

Being drunker than a real man should be.

I got so slamhammered, my roommate came home and I was dying of hypothermia on the livingroom floor.

See Monkey

The state of being unblieveably, incoherently drunk. Caused by Belushi-esqu binge drinking.

Damn dude, me and Monkey got slamhammered the other night - we couldn't find our fucking houses!

See Uncle Ben

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