What is Slap Boxing The One-eyed Champ?

1.

Masturbating

Choking the chicken

Beating the bishop

Taking matters into your own hands

Holding your sausage hostage

Squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie

Having a date with Pam and her five friends

Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops

"the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger."

"Tired of boxing about his girlfriends, and ending up in jail, Mike Tyson started slap bozing the one-eyed champ instead."
65

Random Words:

Kenyaed
1. To be kenyaed (KEN-ya-ed) is to be beat or pwned particularly in races when beaten "oh my gosh i SO KENYAED YOU! See kenya, kenya..
Read more
Dickfacemagee
1. a polite word for a teacher who makes a bad decision. Mr.Jones is such a dickfacemagee, he got me expelled for writing "i hate mat..
Read more
%n
1. A markup used on aim to display the readers screenname See:%t See:%d 2. a simple code to be put into a users aim status message. Whi..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free