Slap Chop

What is Slap Chop?


1.

A food-chopping device that allows you to stop having a boring tuna.

Slap Chop infomercial: "You're gonna love my nuts."

See slap, chop, vince, shamwow, boring tuna

2.

The act of masturbation.

As Vince in the Slap Chop infomercial says... "Slap chop your troubles away..."

See masturbation, slap, chop, vince, infomercial

3.

To bitch slap one on their body with a Slap Chop infomercial device.

"I Will Slap Chop You"

"Did you hear, Kevin Slap Chopped Janice"

"Did you hear about Vince Shlomi, he Slap Chopped that hooker in his South Beach hotel room!"

See cock, faggo, gay, shamwow

4.

To open palm slap a titty sized C and up

Would you rather have a purple nurple or a slap chop?

See tits, slap, chop, boob


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