What is Slap Chop?
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A food-chopping device that allows you to stop having a boring tuna.
Slap Chop infomercial: "You're gonna love my nuts."
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2.
The act of masturbation.
As Vince in the Slap Chop infomercial says... "Slap chop your troubles away..."
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3.
To bitch slap one on their body with a Slap Chop infomercial device.
"I Will Slap Chop You"
"Did you hear, Kevin Slap Chopped Janice"
"Did you hear about Vince Shlomi, he Slap Chopped that hooker in his South Beach hotel room!"
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4.
To open palm slap a titty sized C and up
Would you rather have a purple nurple or a slap chop?
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Pretty good, or at least decent, but far from the best ever. Usually about a 6 out of 10, but can be used figuratively to mean much wor..
