Slap Testie

What is Slap Testie?

When you sit down and your testies decide to move about and get themselves squashed in some way.

"Poor old Roland just gave himself a right slap testie"

See testies, testicles, tea bagging, nutsack, plums

Not Even Tense

1. A Phrase which can be used in many cirumstances though originally used to enhance the point that your penis is very big, by inferring th..

Johnnynoose

1. Using one's penis as a choking device; via, wrapping around the throat. So instead of hanging this fucker, we johnnynoosed him. S..

Own It

1. Taking pride in what you got. "Sox fans shouldn't get all hung up on chanting "Cubs suck", they shouldn't even..

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