Slapcock Edit Meaning

1.

The act of slapping someone in the groin region, usually backhanded, in an attempt to hit the balls and cause humour and pain.

The usual method involves the slapcocker standing near the victim and holding his hand out in front of him in an odd pose, distracting the victims attention. Someone nearby, recognising the slap cock attempt, will proceed to slap the hand downwards in the direction of the victim.

The slap cocker then follows through the downward motion and backhand slaps the victims balls, causing severe pain and minor paralysis to the legs.

Best used in a school type situation with a decent audience.

"Slapcock!"

"We got Adishareally good with a slapcock today!"

See slapcock, cock, slap, balls, pain, safeer, tricks, games, beasting

2.

A person unable to grasp basic social graces.

My God, that kid is such a slapcock. Someone needs to cockslap him.

3.

1980s. Derogatory term for an adolescent male deficient in genital hair. Commonly used in school showers and changing areas. Often accompanied by violent application of a rolled up towel to the afflicted area.

"Slapcock!"

<Crack!>

"Aaaah!"

See pubeless, last turkey in the shop, goat, maggot

4.

a person who needs their cock to be slapped usually for being overly enthusiastic or cocky.

amanda: man, he is such a slapcock.

kim: yeah! after last time i saw him my hand was red from all of the slapping.

See bitch, idiot, cockslap, gay, philip