What is Slick Lizard?
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A person who is keen is the ways of slickness. A person who is a slick lizard is they type that will go through you bathroom trash to take home souvenirs to maturbate with.
Man dude that hommie of mine Tyrone sure is a slick lizard ass nigga! He always be takin home my granny old douches to put into his butt while he be jerkin off and shit. Anyway pass that crack pipe I gotta get my smoke on before my baby momma get home from work. I don't work because I have to driver her car around and cheat on her with other fat nasty bitches.
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Like deathbed. Only it's a couch.
I picked up this couch from the thrift shop. I wonder if it was the person before me's deat..
