What is Slimjob?
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When you rub the head of your penis in a counter-clockwise motion with either a Slim Jim or a palm of Crisco.
Example 1:
Guy: who She totally gave him a Slimjob!
Guy 2: And aliens could come down and heal people
Guy: No... thats dumb.
Example 2:
Guy: Look at me play guitar
Girl: Lets get to the Slimjobs
Guy: No, i want to drown my angst in music...
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When one is completely screwed financially or in any other manner
Dude your car got stolen...that's hood welfare (aka hood poor)
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someone with a bush for their taint
Terry is a fuckin hairy blifkin boy, his taints as hairy as his mustache..