Slimjob

What is Slimjob?


1.

When you rub the head of your penis in a counter-clockwise motion with either a Slim Jim or a palm of Crisco.

Example 1:

Guy: who She totally gave him a Slimjob!

Guy 2: And aliens could come down and heal people

Guy: No... thats dumb.

Example 2:

Guy: Look at me play guitar

Girl: Lets get to the Slimjobs

Guy: No, i want to drown my angst in music...

See steven segal, blowjob, rimjob, lubricant, fisting, pink sock


5

Random Words:

1. This isn't luck at all, but more of an attitiude, a positive look at a bad situation. The Irish didn't survive a potato fam..
1. Long-term meth users have a drug-induced psychosis that leads them to believe they are fine, drop-dead gorgeous, the best looking person..
1. verb / zee-ro-fi to completly loose respect for a person. i still like her but she's now zerofied. See respect, zero, people, af..