Slimjob

What is Slimjob?


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When you rub the head of your penis in a counter-clockwise motion with either a Slim Jim or a palm of Crisco.

Example 1:

Guy: who She totally gave him a Slimjob!

Guy 2: And aliens could come down and heal people

Guy: No... thats dumb.

Example 2:

Guy: Look at me play guitar

Girl: Lets get to the Slimjobs

Guy: No, i want to drown my angst in music...

See steven segal, blowjob, rimjob, lubricant, fisting, pink sock


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