What is Sloan Mergler?
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A species that frequents known parts of Northeastern University. Some say he's 8 feet tall, some say he's hung like a horse, others say he's a computer science major. Enjoys smergling, tree climbing, computer programming, digging and snorkeling
Also known as: The Smergler, Moan Slerger, Sloanbergler, SmergFlex,
"Surprise, Surprise; Sloan Mergler's shown up again and taken all of the women"
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