Slobjaüer

What is Slobjaüer?


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(pron. Slob-jow-er)

An act of fellatio as performed on a flaccid and unerect penis, to the point of sexual climax and ejaculation.

1) I wasn't feeling well last night man, I just couldn't get it up. So my girl gave me a gnarly Slobjaüer.

2) My girlfriend wanted to give me a Slobjaüer the other day, but my stupid boner kept getting in the way.

See blowjob, flaccid, head, dome, fellatio, soft, cock, dick


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