Slobjaüer

What is Slobjaüer?

(pron. Slob-jow-er)

An act of fellatio as performed on a flaccid and unerect penis, to the point of sexual climax and ejaculation.

1) I wasn't feeling well last night man, I just couldn't get it up. So my girl gave me a gnarly Slobjaüer.

2) My girlfriend wanted to give me a Slobjaüer the other day, but my stupid boner kept getting in the way.

See blowjob, flaccid, head, dome, fellatio, soft, cock, dick

Jaak

1. JAAK is the male version of TAAS. They are and will never be as great as them though. Lets go to club TAAS and get JAAKed up. See dw,..

Thrillinvillin

1. Long haird Hippy. Who has a strange Obession with bacon. Also Enjoys Rock music and fits the part as well. May or may not be the bastard..

Newbie Metalhead

1. Usually very ignorant. Gets into Metal through bands like Slipknot. They start feeling cool and unique and need to express how Metal is ..

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