Sloppy Cans

What is Sloppy Cans?

Large breasts that tend to spill out of clothing.

Bartender, I'll have a Corona, and get the girl down there with the sloppy cans whatever she wants.

See boobs, breasts, tits, jugs, cans, funbags

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