What is Sloppy Carlton?
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Similar to a Hot Carl, a Sloppy Carlton is when you defecate on someone's face, but instead of more or less solid shit, it comes out as explosive diarrhea.
I was going to
Hot Carl my girlfriend, but I had the basil chicken from Thai Bowl earlier... It ended up being a Sloppy Carlton.
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1. A penis so prestigious that it's bestowed the title of queen.
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of or pertaining to homo-sexual straight men musicians. see also the the doozies?, the doozies!, and the jewzies?!
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v. To make something unnecessarily complicated
A hybrid of the words make and complex.
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