What is Sloppy Carlton?
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Similar to a Hot Carl, a Sloppy Carlton is when you defecate on someone's face, but instead of more or less solid shit, it comes out as explosive diarrhea.
I was going to
Hot Carl my girlfriend, but I had the basil chicken from Thai Bowl earlier... It ended up being a Sloppy Carlton.
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the day after u smoke ur self to sleep when u know ur straight but u still feel high but u still feel like ur in the third person
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Eating Captain Crunch cereal with rum poured over it, for a mature taste.
Stephen Colbert enjoys eating Admiral Crunch cereal.
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