What is Sloppy Carlton?
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Similar to a Hot Carl, a Sloppy Carlton is when you defecate on someone's face, but instead of more or less solid shit, it comes out as explosive diarrhea.
I was going to
Hot Carl my girlfriend, but I had the basil chicken from Thai Bowl earlier... It ended up being a Sloppy Carlton.
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The wyrd power posessed by women that allows them to control a heterosexual man's circulatory system, depriving blood to the brain,..
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girl version of benjamin button!
you're straight lookin like benjamina button today, get some moisturizer.
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