What is Sloppy Carlton?
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Similar to a Hot Carl, a Sloppy Carlton is when you defecate on someone's face, but instead of more or less solid shit, it comes out as explosive diarrhea.
I was going to
Hot Carl my girlfriend, but I had the basil chicken from Thai Bowl earlier... It ended up being a Sloppy Carlton.
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The residue left around the mouth of a female following oral sex.
Monica Lewinsky gave Bill Clinton a vanilla frosty in the Oval Office..
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A person who fucking smells a queef, or a pussy fart.
I was fucking some hoe in the ass just waiting for her to queef so I could quickl..
