What is Sloppy Carlton?
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Similar to a Hot Carl, a Sloppy Carlton is when you defecate on someone's face, but instead of more or less solid shit, it comes out as explosive diarrhea.
I was going to
Hot Carl my girlfriend, but I had the basil chicken from Thai Bowl earlier... It ended up being a Sloppy Carlton.
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When one of your friends attempts to become the incredible hulk when drunk and no one will give them more alcohol.
Fred went derf smash..
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When your partner receives sexual pleasure from you and doesn’t return the favor.
Person 1: Man, what happened last night?
Person 2: I..
