What is Sloppy Carlton?
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Similar to a Hot Carl, a Sloppy Carlton is when you defecate on someone's face, but instead of more or less solid shit, it comes out as explosive diarrhea.
I was going to
Hot Carl my girlfriend, but I had the basil chicken from Thai Bowl earlier... It ended up being a Sloppy Carlton.
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To masterbate.
Jack-off.
"Where is Bob?"
"Probably yanking his crank!!"
After work today i will yank your crank,..
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a man who you can blame all of your problems on
Bob: no more parking spots?
Alberto: that poop jones must of taken the last one.
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