Sloppy Cocked

What is Sloppy Cocked?

When you are so drunk that you are unable to get it up nor do you have the motivation to try.

I brought this fine bitch home from the bar last night but I was too sloppy cocked to close the deal.

See soft, erectile disfunction, cock, sloppy, drunk

Vaporlock

1. The act of plugging every hole of a chick Tom, pat, and steve vaporlocked jessica. See threesome, vaporlock, jackpot, tits mcgee, schl..

Knuckley

1. sexual favors in exchange for weed "dude im so drunk lets knuckley, ive got some fire weeeeeed!" See weed, drunk, sex, knuck..

Adougie

1. One kick ass Charger move on the field not a fumble..

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