Sloppy Cocked

What is Sloppy Cocked?

When you are so drunk that you are unable to get it up nor do you have the motivation to try.

I brought this fine bitch home from the bar last night but I was too sloppy cocked to close the deal.

See soft, erectile disfunction, cock, sloppy, drunk

Chaphead

1. Someone who is addicted to chapstick. They are a chaphead, like a crackhead. Dillon Bobbitt is such a chaphead. See milf, blumpkin, a..

Gol'd

1. laughing out loud but in a mild sense. a giggle giggled out loud. ..." yea his pants fell down it wasn't too funny but i st..

W+k

1. wife plus kids "Yo dude, whachoo doin later?" "The w+k are gonna be at a movie, so imagonna get my jerk on!" See ..

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