Sloppy Cocked

What is Sloppy Cocked?

When you are so drunk that you are unable to get it up nor do you have the motivation to try.

I brought this fine bitch home from the bar last night but I was too sloppy cocked to close the deal.

See soft, erectile disfunction, cock, sloppy, drunk

Chug Muscle

1. 1. A muscle in your forearm that gets built due to excessive masturbation. 2. Your throat. 1. Friend 1; Aw man! Check thus chug muscle..

Idaho Handshake

1. The traditional greeting of perverted native Idaho people performed by sticking a finger or thumb up another persons anus instead of sha..

Queer Pressure

1. Queer pressure is the act of doing something because nobody else is doing it. Primarily affects "rebels" such as Goths and pun..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Sloppy Cocked Edit Meaning