Sloppy Cocked

What is Sloppy Cocked?

When you are so drunk that you are unable to get it up nor do you have the motivation to try.

I brought this fine bitch home from the bar last night but I was too sloppy cocked to close the deal.

See soft, erectile disfunction, cock, sloppy, drunk

Two Weeks Into The Future

1. The near future. Exactly how far into the future is ambiguous, but it generally refers to anywhere from five to fifty years. Far enough..

Palethorpe

1. Pronunction: Pay-ul-th-or-p; A homosexual man, with hetrosexual tendencies John: I thought Scott was gay? Peter: He is a Palethorpe ..

Fauxgot

1. A fake forgetting to deny responsibility. "He took my number and never called. He's a douche bag. I saw him later at Crunch. ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Sloppy Cocked Edit Meaning