Sloppy Dick

What is Sloppy Dick?


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when a guy is so drunk his fucking performance is sloppy, and he can't perform. Even worse - he doesn't realize it!

girl - 'fuck me babe, fuck me!'

guy - 'Come on babe; it's a marathon, not a race'

girl - that guy last night had such a such a sloppy dick

See sloppy, dick, performance, drunk, fuck


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