Sloppy Nostril Edit Meaning

1. the median on roads, sometimes overgrown and needing to be shaved Damn, that road muff is way too thick! Someone better shave it soon! ..

1. After Dropping a Deuceyou wipe once and there isn't even a pale brown stain on the toilet paper. The origin is Dow Chemical's..

1. when you are forced into a situation where you feel obligated to invite someone to an event when originally, you specifically planned to..