Sloppy Status

What is Sloppy Status?

The act of updating your Facebook status from a mobile device when you are too drunk to spell or make sense

Sorry I was really drunk last night so just ignore my "sloppy status" update.

See drunk texting, drunk dialing, sloppy drunk, drunk, facebook

Indiefucks

1. a memeber of a livejournalcommunity that is better looking than you, tougher than you, has better taste than you, and pretty much is bet..

Houdini Cheesecake

1. Have a friend hide in your closet when you are fucking a girl doggystyle, Pull out, Spit on her back so she thinks you got off, She turn..

Lolagram

1. a funny/cheesy way of saying 'lol'. (alternative laugh) "hey guess what! i saw a guy painting an elephant with his penis..

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