Sloppy Status

What is Sloppy Status?

The act of updating your Facebook status from a mobile device when you are too drunk to spell or make sense

Sorry I was really drunk last night so just ignore my "sloppy status" update.

See drunk texting, drunk dialing, sloppy drunk, drunk, facebook

Screamin Mohican

1. It's like a dirty sanchezonly after you stink your finger in her but you draw indian war paint on her face. Last night i gave my g..

Pusenis

1. a person who has both a vagina and a penis but the penis is very small and the vagina is like the Grand Canyon... kind of like peniussy ..

Zibs

1. aka ziv u so fat zibs!..

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