Sloppy Status

What is Sloppy Status?

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The act of updating your Facebook status from a mobile device when you are too drunk to spell or make sense

Sorry I was really drunk last night so just ignore my "sloppy status" update.

See drunk texting, drunk dialing, sloppy drunk, drunk, facebook
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