Sloppy Status

What is Sloppy Status?

The act of updating your Facebook status from a mobile device when you are too drunk to spell or make sense

Sorry I was really drunk last night so just ignore my "sloppy status" update.

See drunk texting, drunk dialing, sloppy drunk, drunk, facebook

Kompis

1. Norwegian word for homie or friend . As long as you are a kompis, you can say anything. -Kompis, are you coming tonight? - Hell yeah..

Keys

1. the correct way to spell it is ki's, bue everyone that submited a definition is a fuckin idiot so i had to put them in thier place...

Phillip

1. He is the reason I wake up in the morning and the air beneath my wings. Yeah you wish you were that guy. Phillip is the shit. See mas..

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