Sloppy Status

What is Sloppy Status?

The act of updating your Facebook status from a mobile device when you are too drunk to spell or make sense

Sorry I was really drunk last night so just ignore my "sloppy status" update.

See drunk texting, drunk dialing, sloppy drunk, drunk, facebook

Katherinefreaky!

1. A White Girl Who is Lowkey Really Freaky And Will Do Anything. Jorge:do you know who i wanna date?... Bryan:Who Dawggg? Jorge:katheri..

Jezebelle

1. 1.a she punk 2.a punk whom is a woman damn that jezebell is bangin See andy..

Cumdumplin

1. A fat or overweight ho. Someone who has too much sex and is fat. One who resembles a dumpling. Jason's mistress is so fat she&apos..

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