Sloppy Status

What is Sloppy Status?

The act of updating your Facebook status from a mobile device when you are too drunk to spell or make sense

Sorry I was really drunk last night so just ignore my "sloppy status" update.

See drunk texting, drunk dialing, sloppy drunk, drunk, facebook

Ybor City

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1. The smell produced by pretty girls. Pretty Girl Smell is a concoction of pheromones and pharmaceuticals. It attracts with the musk of fe..

Punjuice

1. The sweet liquid of the female vagina MMMmmm punjuice, refreshing and invigorating! See Captain Beef 1. The sweet liquid of the fema..

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