What is Slow Boo?
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A kindly chap that takes till the end of time to write something comprehensive. He habitually conjures duck lips in order to express any emotion, including sexual bliss. Dial-up is the most comparable notion to slow boo: It is time consuming, unreliable, annoying and releases bizarre sounds before you two make a connection.
Kenyans can genetically never fall under the slow boo category.
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