Slow Elk

What is Slow Elk?

Southernism term for a domestic cow that was shot from the roadside and butchered in the field.

Jeb keeps his deep freeze stocked with slow elk.

Free-range cattle when considered a "game animal", often poached by radical environmentalists is the western US.

Slow elk was the only meat on the hoof I've seen in two weeks, so I'll be in steaks a while.

See cow, beef, elk, poaching, deer

When one can not get hard for an extended period of time

Girlfriend:damn i wana fuck

Guy: hold on, im having trouble getting up

Girlfriend: Shit, ur such a Slow Elk

Virginfinity

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Qeol

1. Stands for "Quick Exhale of Laughter" can also be written "qel", omitting the "o" in "of" user..

Tunnie

1. much like funny except terribly funny.. tunnie.. only funny when your high cheese helmet, see cheese helmet for more grusome details we..

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