What is Slow Elk?
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Southernism term for a domestic cow that was shot from the roadside and butchered in the field.
Jeb keeps his deep freeze stocked with slow elk.
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Free-range cattle when considered a "game animal", often poached by radical environmentalists is the western US.
Slow elk was the only meat on the hoof I've seen in two weeks, so I'll be in steaks a while.
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When one can not get hard for an extended period of time
Girlfriend:damn i wana fuck
Guy: hold on, im having trouble getting up
Girlfriend: Shit, ur such a Slow Elk
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the irrelevant use of michael jacksons name. It can be used in any sentance at any time for any reason.
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A Kurtzament is when you enter into an argument with anyone of the Kurtz family. This argument is impossible to win, as they are always ..
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originated in 5 century taipan
someone who hoards their jizz and refuses to unload on someone unless their deemed "worthy"
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