What is Slow Elk?
1.
Southernism term for a domestic cow that was shot from the roadside and butchered in the field.
Jeb keeps his deep freeze stocked with slow elk.
2.
Free-range cattle when considered a "game animal", often poached by radical environmentalists is the western US.
Slow elk was the only meat on the hoof I've seen in two weeks, so I'll be in steaks a while.
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3.
When one can not get hard for an extended period of time
Girlfriend:damn i wana fuck
Guy: hold on, im having trouble getting up
Girlfriend: Shit, ur such a Slow Elk
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a grouping of 6 or more children to one set of parents or a single parent. Having a sixth child makes your brood a kiddie litter.
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The art of laughing out loud, whilst wearing a pair of rollerskates. Can be in motion or static, either way, you're still lolzorska..
