Slow Elk

What is Slow Elk?

Southernism term for a domestic cow that was shot from the roadside and butchered in the field.

Jeb keeps his deep freeze stocked with slow elk.

Free-range cattle when considered a "game animal", often poached by radical environmentalists is the western US.

Slow elk was the only meat on the hoof I've seen in two weeks, so I'll be in steaks a while.

See cow, beef, elk, poaching, deer

When one can not get hard for an extended period of time

Girlfriend:damn i wana fuck

Guy: hold on, im having trouble getting up

Girlfriend: Shit, ur such a Slow Elk

Violence

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1. a shit that is massive "Damn son i just took a massive shit!" See shit, massive, huge, poop, son..

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1. One who has reached supreme heights of gothicness. Dude, that guy was a fucking uber-goth! 2. Those who have reached a level of gothi..

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