What is Slow Elk?
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Southernism term for a domestic cow that was shot from the roadside and butchered in the field.
Jeb keeps his deep freeze stocked with slow elk.
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Free-range cattle when considered a "game animal", often poached by radical environmentalists is the western US.
Slow elk was the only meat on the hoof I've seen in two weeks, so I'll be in steaks a while.
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3.
When one can not get hard for an extended period of time
Girlfriend:damn i wana fuck
Guy: hold on, im having trouble getting up
Girlfriend: Shit, ur such a Slow Elk
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Adjective,
A strong emotion of artifical, often superficial pleasure.
This Pizza is Electrogazmic, I can't stop eating!
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A person who will publicly announce their intention to leave a place, whether it be in real life or on the internet, but will not actual..
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The act of shitting your pants while wearting a thong on a tricycle.
Do You know where the bathroom is? I think I just dung thonged mys..
