Slow Elk

What is Slow Elk?

Southernism term for a domestic cow that was shot from the roadside and butchered in the field.

Jeb keeps his deep freeze stocked with slow elk.

Free-range cattle when considered a "game animal", often poached by radical environmentalists is the western US.

Slow elk was the only meat on the hoof I've seen in two weeks, so I'll be in steaks a while.

See cow, beef, elk, poaching, deer

When one can not get hard for an extended period of time

Girlfriend:damn i wana fuck

Guy: hold on, im having trouble getting up

Girlfriend: Shit, ur such a Slow Elk

On The B

1. Variation of 'on the b-side'. Refers to that which is wack, lame, or otherwise secondary to something that is better. Referr..

Some

1. what a guy/ group of guys is trying to get when he/ they use cologne before leaving the house. isynonyms: poon, ass, tail, stank, poo..

Oh God

1. A common expression uttered when one is about to climax or reach orgasm. "Oh, that feels sooo good. Don't stop, yes, yes, OH..

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