Slow Elk

What is Slow Elk?

Southernism term for a domestic cow that was shot from the roadside and butchered in the field.

Jeb keeps his deep freeze stocked with slow elk.

Free-range cattle when considered a "game animal", often poached by radical environmentalists is the western US.

Slow elk was the only meat on the hoof I've seen in two weeks, so I'll be in steaks a while.

See cow, beef, elk, poaching, deer

When one can not get hard for an extended period of time

Girlfriend:damn i wana fuck

Guy: hold on, im having trouble getting up

Girlfriend: Shit, ur such a Slow Elk

Cram

1. v. the act of attempting to learn large ammounts of information in a short period of time, esp. for a test in high school or college. C..

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Eyejob

1. a man takes his eyeball, and inserts it into the partners vagina. he then goes on to roll it around until the female has an orgasm. My ..

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