Slowie

What is Slowie?


1.

A blowjob, performed with expert slowness.

That chick gives great slowies.

2.

1.) To leap on top of a human being in the sitting position and rub one's testicles slowly across the scalp while simultaneously and repeatedly screaming "SLOOOOOOOWEEEEEE" in an extremely high pitched voice.

2.) The opposite of a quickie

DAMMIT!!! One time at camp that kid jumped on top of me and gave me a slowie!!

3.

a person who is slow, a blond, someone who never gets a joke or any thing for that matter, unless explained numerous amouts of times.

smart person: knock knock

slowie: umm whos there?

smart: whyyoucryin

slowie: whyyoucryin who?

smart: no really why you cryin?

slowie: uhhhh i dont get it

smart: uggg slowie!


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