Slowking

What is Slowking?


1.

The most powerful pokemon of all. Also, the smartest pokemon of all.

You got full marks again? You are not a Slowking, are you?

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2.

The ultimate pokemon to ever exist. He can kick Mewtwo's ass anyday, screw you if you don't agree! Raaawrrr!! He has such an awesome hat/shell! And he has semi-clothes! That thing around his neck counts! HE'S NOT FUCKING HINDU!!

"I choose you Slowking!"

"Oh, it looks like your Mewtwo FUCKING SUCKS _____ <-insert loser's name here"

"I jack off to Slowking porn."

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