What is Slurpee Mom?
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A woman who on a routine trip to the neighborhood 7-11 to get a bag of Funyuns and a delicious Blue Slurpee keels over in the pains of labor with only an Arabian fellow who strangely resembles Apu from The Simpsons to assist in the delivery of the bundle of joy.
"Hey Apu! I just slipped and hurt my back in aisle 3!"
"Oh, I'm sorry about that. I forgot to clean up after that Slurpee Mom from this afternoon."
"Awww gross! I have afterbirth all over my new pants!"
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A question of cause-and-effect or sequence of actions, possibly unanswerable.
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Verb: To have a good time (you know what I mean)
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