Slurpee Mom

What is Slurpee Mom?

1.

A woman who on a routine trip to the neighborhood 7-11 to get a bag of Funyuns and a delicious Blue Slurpee keels over in the pains of labor with only an Arabian fellow who strangely resembles Apu from The Simpsons to assist in the delivery of the bundle of joy.

"Hey Apu! I just slipped and hurt my back in aisle 3!"

"Oh, I'm sorry about that. I forgot to clean up after that Slurpee Mom from this afternoon."

"Awww gross! I have afterbirth all over my new pants!"

See gross, birth, jacob, poop
24

Random Words:

Zonkered
1. very drunk to the point of black-out That guy lying in the gutter must zonkered, you can smell the drink a mile off! See shitfaced, ra..
Read more
Marmite Bum
1. When someone farts and their ass becomes sweaty,often used as a piss take of the arctic monkeys song mardy bum. "Hey there marmite..
Read more
Relaxing
1. The act of smoking cannibis. We were relaxing last night...
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free