Slurpee Sloppys

What is Slurpee Sloppys?

NOUN

The dirty clothes you pull out of the hamper and throw on yourself, regardless how dirty they are, when you need that slurpee from 7-11 at 2 a.m.

MARY: Hey honey, i'm really craving a cherry slurpee from 7-11, can you go get me one?

TOM: But i'm in my underwear, it's 2a.m. i and don't wanna get up.

MARY: just go into the hamper and grab some "Slurpee Sloppys" to put on

See 7-11, slurpee, sloppy, clothes, dirty

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