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A man with a penis wider than it is long.
"It's not long but it's big around, that's why they call me Tuna Can Tomm..
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The act of removing your knob from your trousers in order to give the missus a damn good seeing to.
I got home from the pub about 11.30..
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skanky ass ugly girls (usually, but not only from walkers) that come to the hockey games in skirts even though it's fucking cold, h..
