What is Smack My Church Monkey?


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The process of destroying a persons day or life, or it can literally be taken as "smacking a monkey that is employed by the Magisterium." Thirdly it can be taken as direct interjection of religion into a persons life.

Origins: the 2007 theatrical version of The Golden Compass, Where Nicole Kiddman lays the smackdown on a poor defenseless primate.

"Why are you always trying to smack my church monkey?"

"I shouldn't have done that, it feels like I just got smacked by a church monkey."

See church, monkey, smack, golden, compass, primate, jared, kelsey, jake


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