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A playful (and factual) way of suggesting someone/something is old and not getting any younger.
"Not Young? She's terminally ..
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Doing or saying something that results in unintentionally embarassing yourself.
If you said something like "Wow, this air mattress..
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You're in a crowd or at work and waited too long to take a shit. Now you have to walk past everyone all stiff legged to keep from f..
