What is Smackuum?
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verb. The process of physically beating someone, then eventually sucking up to them so they do not hate you forever and ever.
Disgruntled girlfriend: My boyfriend is being such a prick
Friend: Just give him some smackuum!
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Ejaculating on a woman's face, to cause her to groan, raise her arms and stumble about in search of a towel.
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the name that your best friend gives you when he/she thinks that you are a complete slut/bitch but they still love you anyway.
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