What is Smackuum?
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verb. The process of physically beating someone, then eventually sucking up to them so they do not hate you forever and ever.
Disgruntled girlfriend: My boyfriend is being such a prick
Friend: Just give him some smackuum!
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to be a master of the rectum. If in US use "ass master", then followed by the word chump.
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Guy everybody hates for no other good reason than for being British.
Crumpets, poppycock, red double decker buses and fluffy hatted so..