What is Smackuum?
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verb. The process of physically beating someone, then eventually sucking up to them so they do not hate you forever and ever.
Disgruntled girlfriend: My boyfriend is being such a prick
Friend: Just give him some smackuum!
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An obscenely prominent and hard-to-ignore bulge in the crotch area of a male's clothing.
Originates from the movie Labyrinth, wher..