What is Smailsed?
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To get nothing. To be denied.
Dude you got smailsed by that chick. You didn't even get her name.
From the movie "Caddyshack":
Spalding Smails: I want a hamburger... no, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake...
Judge Smails: You'll get nothing! And LIKE it!
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a soft penis that is soon to be agressively erect
the man had three inches of swinging death hanging down
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